Come, let yourself roll. Is coming the weekend and the sex you round the head. You may have cast a cap during the week (what luck), but Friday makes it turn on a light in your head: it was time for the week that will give you strength, that will fill you with excitement and energy to sweeten the Sunday and put the smile on the face on Monday. So if you have a partner and I love revolcaros on the carpet as if you’re [email protected] and you’re going to get to petarlo with your friends from bar to bar, this weekend, the final goal is (in addition to have fun, not get bogged down if you don’t catch) live a sexual adventure. I do not be glanders, abandon Netflix for a Saturday in your life and go out to hunt. Luck, because the stars have told us that you’re going to need.
Are you wearing a temporadita pulling your weekends to the trash. If I have a lot of work, that if now that I have free I’m going to tumbarme on the couch and scratch my belly, if I’m going to go see my grandmother… blablabla. What is not to move your ass and continue to leave your friends hanging with their sprees, and that is that you you have already been forgotten. How was it? Ah yes, DIVÉRTIRTE. Sign up once, you good lack you make four drinks and some lip-lock with a stranger.
You don’t see the time of arrival of the weekend and able to catch the band to your partner. A long time ago not to put a powder epic, of those that are shaking the walls. Each time you try you look like two rabbits in heat: a missionary quick and mechanical. That is, a total fucking boredom. But don’t worry, your love will have something very special prepared for this weekend. You just let yourself want to by all parties and in all the senses.
Moved this bipolar that you bring gets pretty, das very sexy. But maticémoslo: that only happens at the beginning of meeting you, because after you usually give pretty scary. See, that passes the roll sado to the caresses and “I love you” with a tender voice of meacabodeenamorar in 10 fucking seconds gives a fucking shit, fuck. It is good that you want to “give it all”, but stops to scare your flirting, that will last less than a chupa-chups in the courtyard of a school.
Accept it already. Your emotional stability is reeling too and it is time to tell your partner that you need to fucking space. Here is the learning from this weekend: being good means not being like limpets, fuck. Do you remember when the two of you had a life of its own and friends separately? How lovely it was. Recover your moments take away pimples or playing video games (or go canes with your colleagues, which is still in fashion) without your partner will jump over each two-by-three or it may erupt at any moment.
This weekend will be a experiment for you. You’ll change your natural situation of ‘fatal dominator’ by the sea star. Oh Yey! Because even if you die of desire to take control, calm down and let your partner you imbed AT-LEAST-A-TIME, host. Puts us rather your uncontrollable passion and your roll of leader, but leave a little for others, do you not?
The name of your sign of the zodiac is doing an ode to your current drought, and you know it. Stop hiding your friends and tell war stories that don’t you think neither you, ghost. It’s going to be that of “the spring alters blood” does not go far with thee, and that, definitely, you have become an amoeba. Mood and a lot of HBO, because getting out of there is going to be hard.
You are such for which os you want and what your has no cracks. But long ago no longer folláis and you can’t help it that you excite and much more is [email protected] work that sits in front of you and that you check miraditas each morning. This weekend, there are team-building, your heads will lead to delay and can you go to the pot. Control, that what you have at home is worth gold and then will come the lloreras.
Shave, brush your teeth, cut those nails mugrosas of the feet or, I don’t know, at least head over to a agüilla. BECAUSE THIS WEEKEND you’re GOING TO get WET (applause in the background, please). A survival tip: in the back there is not always a ‘back’ because, as they say great sages (that is, grandmothers), “before raining sparks”. So, you know, put (or get) rain.
What to innovate in the bed with your partner has become a hobby, and is very cool. But, eye care, propose a threesome to your boss, or fuck in the bathroom at a family meal as they do not do or what? I already warned in his time, and what we do: you are going out of hand.
You put the complicated. You like to get out of farra with your friends suppose a good rate and a good hunting, and don’t worth either. You are going to by the most of the most of the local, exchanging glances and just doing that the other come to you. But this weekend, not this weekend, you torearán when already thought to have dominated the situation and you will face more crooked than the nose of Belén Esteban and the eye of Leticia Sabater dancing the limbo, hand in hand. We hope that this will serve as a cure of humility, that you were starting to believe too.
It is worth it. Here we come. You have to all over the world fried so loooong that you like/you love/tetieneloco that person. Throughout the city and the country what they know, stop repeating it and whining that does not make you not fucking case. Saturdays are magical: so, when you are there, all together, and you won (finally) alone, gathers the courage to tell him what you feel, even if it is just by stop giving the ember to your friends. If you do it right and don’t rajas as usual, your reaction surprise you and your findes drought to end.
Don’t know how, but your friends will have left to convince to go to that party you wanted to or not you know almost no one and had zero urge to go out because you’re a little tired of so much celebration and so much ‘chunda chunda’. And, as you thought, the stars have nothing new to tell you: you will Go, you will get bored as an oyster between hipsters pretentious that you will look over the shoulder. And you, desiring to put any of Juan Magan. In the end, go home and love yourself, which is always a good happy ending.