Oh great horoscope wild! Leaves emerge your wisdom in the form of jets of love and debauchery to satisfy our thirst for knowledge fucker. Revélanos if we must keep throwing the cane on Tinder, if we are to protect ourselves from our former, or if more should we surrender to with a stranger in the toilets of the nightclub more dumpy of Albacete. So this, dear readers of New Code: leed, follad and enjoy… ¡¡¡that the astros dealt luck!!!!!!
Fuck her, fuck her, what that says fuck is going to be this weekend, do not touch. The temblequeo masturbator of your hand begins to react to the anxiety you occur to know that your WhatsApp has less activity than the mustache of Aznar singing trap. So don’t despair and splash a few euretes in the premium PornHub. Another weekend will be.
Yeah baby, you’re so on fire that your genitals need an ibuprofen. This weekend promises surprises of 20 cm and different colours. We recommend that before the debauchery of dirty dancing, trap and reggaeton that has become your sentimental life use protection, lube, and, if possible, halls black. Enjoy!
At this time, the alignment of Mars, Jupiter, the rings of Saturn and the hills of Carmen de Mairena suggest to us that you are already fucking. It is not that you have met a blonde empotrador nordic and feminist, or a mulatto brazilian and monitor of capoeira, is that your relationship with your ‘fat’, your ‘cuki’ or your ‘churri’ is in full swing and this weekend as you are just the lubricant, and the positions of the Kamasutra.
Or Paquirrín, or Julio Iglesias, or Yung Beef, or any of the great seducers of history can never be equated to your level. Every time you walk through the park the chonis to clap their hands without releasing the mobile. You have so much ‘swag’ that this weekend you’re going to pass to the next level and begin to read about the wonders of tantric sex. Care that now you run into and you could get up to the textured walls in the living room of your grandmother.
Your ex is in mode sniper waiting for that look of your face for the disc to ‘stalkearte’. You want to make a “going tonti, for old times ‘ sake and the worst thing is that you the idea puts you pretty donkey even if you resist to admit it. So the best medicine for not re-entering until the fund will be that you are looking for a new chulazo that scare away the moscones.
Roses are red, the sky is blue and all fucked unless you. At this step your virginity it will become the object of pilgrimage , and your genitals will house more cobwebs than the underpants of Spiderman. But don’t worry, there’s still a full moon and it is possible that you crossed with a werewolf that you out the wild side and you get to howl like a madwoman.
He says Hope Grace that you are to the point of initiating a romantic relationship with the person that you least expect it. We have not clarified if it is the friend with which you view the Netflix innocently the weekend, the monitor of bodycombat at the gym that you subject your hip when you throw your kicks Karate Kid in the air, or the gardener, young and sexy, faculty of Psychology. The case is that in less than you think you’ll be more married to Antonella Rocuzzo.
It has been a while that I was itching curiosity get in a threesome and this weekend, look for where, as you leave the accounts. The stars tell us that you’re going to get a blind that is monumental and you are going to end up in the back seat of a Seat Ibiza next to your best friend and an alpha male that should have been dedicated to the hardcore porn. You may equally surprise you but you’ll see as the second lick goes all the nonsense.
Eye with wasting the opportunity to expand your repertoire of toys sex with your partner. This weekend I apetecerá try a new guarrería and the egg vibrator bluetooth is positioned as one of the most firm to be entered in your years, vagina and other orifices. Cuidadito to use it while driving or cooking fried eggs. Advised you are, cerdetes.
It is time that you and your girl go outside to show the neighborhood that your love is in the air. We assure you that the face of happiness two aunts well-fucked is the best medicine against all these prejudices rancid and viejunos that I torment each time you would like to pegaros the lot where you exit the loop. Also, this weekend not pisaréis the street.
p class=»p3″>To see king/queen, that you do read the WhatsApp of your churri is starting to become a specimen dangerous. Well, okay, you smell your toast, and that has less of a concealment than a kleptomaniac in the fitting rooms of Zara but, have you not thought that it would be best to talk with him/her? In the end talking is the way people understand and if you tap send to take the fresh to Siberia it is best that you do it from the dialog. Bye, Bye motherfucker.
Yes, yes, yes! Your orgasm is here! Congratulations, this weekend you’re going to bite pillow as never before , and you are going to spend all of the penalties to the rhythm of the dirty dancing and swing. There was a time not you played to win and in the next 48 hours you’re going to move more to the hip than the Duracell bunny enfarlopado. Take advantage of the hypertrophy of the genitals to raise your self-esteem to the summit of Everest and leave it there until the next ice age.