Oh great oracle codigonuevil! I invoke once more! We are in that period tontuno of the year in which the fall of the leaves lets us know that we are in mode ‘ Mordor’. The case is that you need to take a polvazo healer of most pork , and gather the strength to face the terrible fact that the Winter is coming. One more week, our fellow-oracle-precarious has entered into a trance to distribute forecasts and joys to your eyes, ears and sphincters. Oh follemos all this weekend!
Tells us Hope Grace that will smell your desperation from the studios of Telecinco. With that whiff of sexual misery is not surprising that the staff will not touch even with a stick. So runs the Mercadona and buy the deodorant Axe. Fuck, you’re not going to fuck, but how and how well are you going to smell?
You tranki, that fuck you will fuck. The problem is that you’re not going to do it or with the person that you would like, or the hole that you prefer. You have a Sunday morning really fucked up (and ibuprofen).
This weekend bipolarity maximum. The same thing you’ve just bundling with a empotrador nordic that you get underneath the sheets, will you plug the Netflix and goodbye to Mari Carmen. Yours is to live it to the limit, there is no doubt.
Your odds of hitting the 69 this weekend are of 99.9% according to the latest polls astronomical incurred by our fellow-oracle. A tip: wash your teeth before and after every meal.
Not uncle, not. Have a superpollón of 22 centimetres at your disposal does not mean that you can go to punish vaginas and anuses for life. Your impunity virile has come to an end and this weekend you’ll taste of your own medicine. We can assure you that the strap-on does not have a limit and, to the best, you like.
This weekend you will invite to a party guarrilla in which the summit will be to play Twister. Be very careful because if you put a foot on red and the hand in the blue… like I pasted a pollazo that bring you closer to Cuenca without Blablacar. Inform@ you are.
What do they have in common with Julio Iglesias, Rafa Mora, Jordi, ‘The Child Cock’ and Paquirrín? They all fucked more than you. Also you say that you don’t despair. Fortunately, there are a deck of apps (Tinder, Grindr) that you will get the onanism to stroke data, or WiFi. Luck.
Since the Jenny you said that the Chichu was “to loko x ti” you can’t stop imagine guarradas with the most naughty of the polygon. But I’ll tell you one thing: there is life and wonderful people beyond the trap, the clothes from Bershka and the bangs decolarado. Yourself.
Both see Narcos on Netflix that you’ve begun to put ‘every donkey’ with the accent paisa. Well look to you for where, this weekend, are you going to cross an imitation of Maluma of the most acceptable and you’re going to unleash all that delicious way that ‘ya tu sabeh’. Oh, mommy. Oh, yes. Oh, rico.
Fuck, petar, carded, * chingar, tingling, frungir, recessed, culear, copulate, etc, There are hundreds of words to define the sexual act, but there is only one to define your sex life: amoeba. Yes, so you’re not trying to reproducirte that you are putting face of protozoan. It wakes up!
Eye to the likes of your Instagram because you are accumulating quite a few fans that would give up their pinky finger by getting a little of his huge admiration for the inbox. It is time for you to do justice and answer so much interest healthy and respectable. You’ll see how between both stalker there are also majetes.
Your ‘churri’ is put in mode destroyer this weekend and recuperaréis the passion lost. You will come again to suffer for the integrity of your scalp while your ‘chunk’ shows you that the sessions of elliptical at the gym we have done a LOT of good. That you get, ‘baby’.