You were doing a few days asking for eating, you want to know what’s going to happen with what little you have left of summer: will there be any theme or no theme? It seems that the heat does not end and you here, just as a virgin two months ago. Or like you’ve gotten purple and you want to know until when will last this streak. What’s yours is circumstantial or you carry in the blood? You’re a fucker , or you’re two candles, quiet, we come to give you gory details of your wonderful (or painful) sex life. And if you are old enough gossipy (or are so boring) read the others and find out with whom and how it is fucking the whole neighborhood.
Have you taken a churri new in the middle of summer and it is being weird. You’ve never started something with someone, between June and September. Rather, you used to cut to be able to spend those 4 or 5 months pouring more gray hairs to the air that the King Juan Carlos. The case is that you love and are happy, so yes, you’re going to continue dipping until the end of September and already the rest of the year, as well. Enjoy yourself, mon ami.
You’re a woman, you’re more good sucking on the cap of the yogurt and you have the ovaries well put. Ask what you want and what you will need: lto alignment of Mars and Jupiter suggests that this weekend, people of all gender identities are going to want to follarte as if there was no tomorrow. So it is best that you take a smoothie to detox and give you a masajito because it is approaching 48 hours with more action and fuego valyrio in Failures.
You are the most ready of the 12 horoscopes: you have made the trip to Ibiza for the end of the summer and everyone knows that the paradise of the party and the coves in blue will link to. Or to drink, but both things are not incompatible. Will not make nor need you say you’re going to put purple (or purple), but beware, this is not gold that glitters. Leave the powder secured to the end will also cause the depression post vacation is the double of dark. See preparing the tissues for when you come back to the office in September.
You are up to the bun. All summer at work and without a sad polvete. A roll of consolation has been, but nothing compared to when you have vacation and it looks wonderful. In the end, one can only hope that having taken the vacation in the fall is not ideal because it is cheaper, but because there will be other ‘fucked up’ like you need to binge at the wrong time. It is clear that from here to September, no longer top, but don’t desapuntes gym in October was also wet.
It is the summer of the ghostings. Don’t know why, but all of the powder that made disappeared the next day. Is that you can’t answer the first “Hello, how have you awakened?”. Some even gave you her real number. But it doesn’t matter because it is always another new t-bone steak to eat. Your friends and you are on fire, and they are the ones that really want me to answer you the pocket 4 in the morning. This weekend is going to pass: a powder and if you have seen I do not agree, but this time what you gonna do. Enjoy your vengeance collective. MUA-HAHA.
Your churri and you bear all summer without wetting. You are not well and you know, what normal, between mojitos, beach, and without work, it would be that estuviérais giving the theme of each night. But it is not so. So if you don’t want to explode in the face of your relationship or you ended up becoming a couple of monks asexual that the only sex they share is when they see Game of Thrones (and in this season, not even that), you have to do something. This weekend you get to attack or you’re going to have to leave it for Christmas. Luck.
You are an example of that you do not need to move from the city or have a vacation in the summer to get purple. You’ve discovered what is the real pleasure without having to quit work (because it is difficult to that). Now a cruisy, now another, now two at a time and now this has another friend. You are a true hero to those who have spent their summer days at home because they had neither a hard to go anywhere. You should make a blog and share it to spread hope to the world. Ah, what you are left with August you will continue to just as fucker. Seriously, I admire.
This weekend some colleagues mounted one of those farras mythical in a beach house. Friends of friends, people who don’t know, and that with two beers already it has become your new best friend or colleague in a potential dust of summer. You will meet the person who will make you discover the best orgasm of your life and you’re not going to be able to forget it. Because so are you, if the sex is good it draws you in as the pipes with salt. Don’t get pesadito or you’ll end up running away scared. If you want to keep it as follamiga, you know, step by step , and dust to dust.
Your life has become a downward spiral of junk food, watch all the series that are on Netflix and HBO and go to the nearest beaches in the morning only (and in a train, which fucks up more), because all your friends are doing the typical viajazo summer for which you do not have a hard. But girl, you take advantage that you’re there and that you are more brown that the tronistas of Women and Men with free bar in uva to throw any ligue that will make you change your evening routine. We guarantee that if you try it, your last week of August is going to be very different.
“I is that with condom… I cut the roll”. And a fuck. Plántale at once, or where you’re going to stand to be in the delivery room within nine months. And then you’ll regret of that summer so much fun fucking drunk and without a condom because, ah, of course, is not what you thought well. Since we do not know in what language to tell you: P-Or-N-Te C-O-N-D-O-N.
Go go… who do we have here? It seems that at the end you’ve decided to leave you wanting a little. If you do not follabas was it because you felt like and finally you have been given, and this is going to be your second weekend followed. You have raised the hormones and that is note: when you enter a room people look at you, you’re more on fire and Nacho Vidal in his times as a youngster. So now you know, go to the Mercadona to by condoms because you are going to miss hours and latex for the marathon of powder that awaits you this week. Be careful with sprains of the pelvis, which are very bad.
and you without to fuck.
What was not so the song of the Dynamic Duo? Maybe you are too young to know, but what you do have clear is that your genitals have not left your underwear more than to give you a tour around the nudist beach to which you were a month ago and a half. Throughout the summer, no nothing. Or a sad kiss with tongue you’ve given. We know that you are somewhat desperate but, seriously, you have to stop mashing both the YouPorn or will eventually calling for you, to give you the VIP. A hug.