Oh, great oracle codigonovense! What designs presents us with thy inscrutable will? To answer the big questions of our readers, a week later we transcribed the wild imaginings of our oracle-fellow who will give answers to your doubts, the most intimate and transcendental. Read, enjoy and follad (if you can), that with Trump, Putin and Rajoy on the loose, the world could end tomorrow or last.
Okey Mackey, you are ‘agotao’ of being in the pit all week and nasti de plasti move the skeleton with ‘gachises’ in the Bôite. In general, you have clarinet. Ale, since it will have a pirate in your ‘kelly’, a bit of Netflix, and if that’s the weekend that comes already Cantidubi dubi, cantidubi dubi gives.
Yes son yes. This weekend there is a 99.9% chance that you leave the Mordor sexual , and stand in triumph with someone worthy of your lofty pedigree. But don’t rely too much, after the abundance of summer will come the winter and you’ll eat the boogers forever. As they say in GOT: Winter is coming.
You’re going too fast and your partner will not mola much the roll this you bring empotrador. Maybe you should relax a little the level for the weekend with her. Instead of destrozarl@ on the mattress, let a little bit of cuddles. Instead of going out to montároslo in the countryside, remain in small house with calm, and instead of taking her/or to the dungeon that recreational that you know, take him to the cinema.
The alignment of Jupiter with the eighth moon of Mars, and the planet Raticulí suggest that your partner is a bit of give you a surprise for these ‘earth swallow me’. Yes, your ‘churri’ loves you so much and it is super detailed, but what you want is a weekend of the most hardcore and full of swing (and lubricant guarana if it is possible). That of flowers and chocolates is very TWENTIETH century.
Oh la lá! Someone has an appointment this weekend, one of those in a restaurant cookie and all. Sure as hell that you have it all meticulously prepared to succeed as a champion, but your flirting may not be too far in the work, it is likely that you will have to endure alone all the brown and do not expect to remove a lot of your look of mobile phones in the dinner. It is not for you.
Be prepared to be an entire weekend glued to your partner as a tick because what you’re going to need a lot. We, the astros, we give you permission, so that I know everything heavy that you want, remain all weekend in bed, make plans together, be happy. Those that continue unmarried, as I do not know… the family is important, and your friends, and your right hand and the sock.
We are already with the Play Station belching smoke and the compilation of the six seasons of GOT prepared to play in a loop. You are an orc encuevado and the worst thing is that I sweat quite what happens outside of your inner world. Therefore you should disconnect some WiFi and poke your snout out of the cave. The same until you discover the female sex.
You’re a little rarete. Don’t know if to stay in bed (and not get yourself in moves) or get out there with the herd heteropatriarcal of turn. The two plans have their good and bad sides, best you do yourself a referendum unilateral, not-agreed. So you independizas of the party: or with your partner or with your friends and saying for WhatsApp how much you are going to drink and fuck this weekend.
To your next Nacho Vidal is an amoeba into hibernation. You’ve blown half the budget of the vacation in condoms and still have a desire to give the mambo. But you should know that all the excess will end up paying and Tinder are just a step to ban you for life. So relax a little and get a rum and coke bromide to see if you low a bit the mast sailor.
The movement rectilinear uniformly accelerated (MRUA), is one in which a mobile travels on a straight trajectory while subjected to a constant acceleration. Small metaphor for what awaits this weekend, when all the decent people will say, ‘you pires’.
It is summer and the warmth that runs through your body is building up down there somewhere. We’re going to go out the peak of an iron, and you don’t know as arrimarte to buenorros of the disco to see if you bring a joy to this ‘body serrano that you’re in my soul’. So let loose the melenaza and hit by the one that seems more god-sex. ‘ll get fixed.
Once again, if in doubt transcendental of the last sign of the horoscope codigonuevense we’ve contacted at the very Abseiling for us to explain your possibilities of catching chub this weekend. Well, sorry, seems to be that the g-string golden of the seer has been oriented towards Benidorm which means that this weekend you’ll end up dancing to Shakira with the drunkards of the antrum more decadent. So is the life.